Wow! Brother did it. Maybe this nation will be pulled back from the brink by the power of Hope™ and Change™ after all? I'm pretty confident Obama can manhandle McCain. Getting by the GOP's Satan-powered voter fraud machine - an entirely different matter. Nonetheless, I'll leave that in Barack's capable (fingers crossed) big black hands, cause I have scripts to pitch. After all, when was the last time we had a charismatic, smart Democrat with a colorful backstory in the Oval Office...who didn't defile his portly intern with a Cohiba.
6/ OBAMA SLAMMA Starring: Mos Def An attempted assassination attempt leaves the new president with amnesia and he is arrested by racist cops after wandering from the White House to the D.C. ghetto. Once in prison, he must fight to retain his memory, battle a sadistic Aryan Nations gang and convince the skeptical warden he is really the leader of the world's most powerful nation. 5/ FIRST BROTHER Starring: Jamie Foxx and Sacha Baron Cohen Life's been great for President Barack and he looks primed to win a second term until his long lost half-brother moves in - problem is, he's a Muslim extremist!
4/ PAST PRESIDENT Starring: Morgan Freeman The year is 2032 and America has been ruthlessly occupied by the Chinese for two decades. As the final Americans are being shipped off to Martian penal colonies, a group of ragtag rebels organize a last stand. However, the only hope to lead the insurgence is in the broken man who lost the country in the first place - Barack Obama. 3/ OBAMABALL Starring: Terrance Howard and Kobe Bryant Congress is deadlocked on a defense bill that threatens to plunge America into chaos. So the Republicans come up with a novel tie-breaker - a secret party-vs-party basketball game. Obama, a former varsity star, accepts unaware that they have stacked their team with number of NBA ringers. With only two weeks to prepare, Barack must somehow get back into game shape and lead the hapless Donkeys against the formidable Elephants in a contest to decide the fate of the free world. 2/ THE BLACK HOUSE or PRESIDENTIAL PARTY Starring: Don Cheadle and 50 Cent Barack Obama gets narrowly elected president, thanks to a huge favor of campaign support from an infamous hip hop artist. However, a year later on the verge of an impeachment scandal, the performer insists Barack return the favor by lending him the White House for one night to host "the maddest party this nation has ever seen...motherf*cker!! 1/ BARACK LIKE ME Starring: Matthew Broderick A bitter white Republican career politician dons black make-up and runs as a fictional Democratic candidate in order to make a point about the new "Tiger meets Oprah" president. Hilarity ensues when he is overwhelmingly swept into office and must confront the very same conservative machine he helped set up - learning valuable lessons about life, love and "gettin' down" along the way.
i think 4 has lots of potential, as discussed above--but am i the only one who thinks 2 sounds hilarious?? maybe re-work it a little, make it 4 years later and don obama is campaigning for reelection, the rap guy is launching a come-back album after famously losing it all mc hammer style, and wants the white house to film the video for his album's title track "the black house". booya! uber-hijinks!!
Solid thoughts all around. Your idea has a good potential outcome surrounding the reelection. There could also be the idea of having the White House party, video shoot, gangbang happen in total secrecy.
mccain's pretty safe background-wise as he's been in the senate before they had electricity ... i hope nothing too horrible comes out for the satanists to find and make horrible fear-mongering commercials.
Awesome. I love all sorts of wacky hi-jinks. And, just so you know, Sam Jackson never turns down work. Just have to make sure he has the opening in his schedule. Christopher Walken does the same thing. I'm sure there's an "advisor" role in there somewhere.
Maybe I should re-work one of the concepts and pitch it to Jackson and Walken? Or I could come up with something new. Maybe it could be an Obama at Harvard movie with Sam and Chris playing professors competing for his soul. Lemme think about a title...
Rad. I'm liking 4 more and more, because there's that big question of how Obama lost the US in the first place and his haunted past he needs to overcome. Plus Morgan Freeman is cash $.
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